Well, I’m glad to say that they have finally eradicated the gangs in Chicago. How do I know this? I watch the local news and read the papers. There aren’t any mentions of gangs anymore. We now have a GUN problem. Isn’t that great? People must be able to walk the streets safely now, because as anyone knows, guns aren’t going to shoot themselves. I feel safer already!
Just as a side note: do Obama and the liberals have to pay for coverage like this, or is it a free service?