While leaders across the globe are trying to protect their countries from the terrors of ISIS, our President raised his sites.  He can’t be bothered wasting his precious time on a JV squad of rowdy youngsters.  Here are a couple of quotes he delivered during his commencement speech at the U.S. Coast Guard Academy.

“Climate change increases the risk of instability and conflict.”  He then warned them and other branches of the military to begin to factor climate change into daily plans and operations.

“Climate change constitutes a serious threat to global security; an immediate risk to our national security.”

So, lift up your hearts.  While these other countries are spinning their wheels worried about being attacked by some overheated miscreants, our glorious leader is going after the real threat: Global Warming.

Don’t you feel safer already?