Well, I’m glad to say that they have finally eradicated the gangs in Chicago.  How do I know this?  I watch the local news and read the papers.  There aren’t any mentions of gangs anymore.  We now have a GUN problem.  Isn’t that great?  People must be able to walk the streets safely now, because as anyone knows, guns aren’t going to shoot themselves.  I feel safer already!

Just as a side note: do Obama and the liberals have to pay for coverage like this, or is it a free service?