I would like to inform people that those big oblong boxes at the gas station / grocery store are not put there to help you find your car when you come out of the store.  There are usually plenty of parking spots along the sides of the lot.  Those big oblong boxes with hoses sticking out of them are actually for people to PUMP GAS!!!  Just because it looks like a nice close place to park while you go in to buy coffee, or groceries, or whatever, don’t park there unless you intend to BUY GAS!!!  You see, when you park there just to go shopping, you are preventing people from actually using that spot to BUY GAS!!!  Get over yourselves and think about other people for a change.  You know, all those other hominids in the world that aren’t you.